HSPVA Library Schedule

Note: HSPVA is my old high school, The High School for the Performing and Visual Arts

HSPVA Library Schedule
May 2002
May 6-10: Closed for AP testing. No check-out, no check-in.
May 13-17: Closed for AP testing. No check-out, no check-in.
May 20: Closed for fake library inventory. The second one this semester. No check-out, no check-in.
May 21: Closed for wild librarian bacchanal. No check-out, no check-in.
May 22: Closed while librarians nurse their hangovers. No check-out, no check-in.
May 23: Closed for United Superintendents Everywhere Leading Everyone Somewhere Safely meeting. No check-out, no check-in.
May 24: Closed for Power-card rally. Public ridicule of all those without power cards. Bring rotting produce. No check-out, no check-in.
May 27: Closed for Memorial Day.
May 28: Closed for finals. Last day to turn in books. No check-out, no check-in.
May 29: Closed for finals. Public ridicule of those who have outstanding library books. Bring tar and feathers. No check-out, no check-in.
May 30: Librarians laugh in your sorry faces. No check-out, no check-in.
May 31: Collection of exorbitant fines for those who have not turned in library books. Librarians cackle with glee as they restrain seniors with outstanding fees from walking across the graduation stage.
June 2002
June 3: Librarians meet to count their huge hoard of paper, ink, tape, and staples that they won’t let anyone else use.
June 4: Chair-tucking-in party.

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